1. When I discretly leave a girl’s place early in the morning without saying good-bye, and she’s part of the group who visits the gallery on the afternoon

    I’m like…

    When she’s the one who fled my place, I’m like…

     


  2. When asked if I want to go to a performance with plenty of booze, loud electronic music, barbecue and weird stuff in a wharehouse

    I’m like…

     


  3. “Would you be kind enough to type me these compatibility reports for next week, dear?”

     


  4. When my new intern persuades a client to buy an expensive artwork by sharing passionately her taste for post-minimalist sculpture

    I’m like…

    Then eventually, they get married and I’m like…

     


  5. One day, I’ll get “Your application to dOCUMENTA (13) has been accepted”

    And then, I’ll be like…