var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-31358116-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); What’s really happening in art galleries./// LIFE IN ART GALLERIES ///Tumblr (3.0; @lifeinartgalleries)http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/When tax envelope is hidden between two postcards...<p>Feels lile&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb06es4r1c1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32387628733http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32387628733Thu, 27 Sep 2012 11:05:17 +0100mistergooseberryLove the smell of writing my future art webzine's bylaws in the morning...<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_max206RFeW1qj0u16.gif"/> </p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32270078203http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32270078203Tue, 25 Sep 2012 18:33:00 +0100mistergooseberryYou want to leave your desk before 9pm? #entrepreneurship <p>Your to-do list is like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_max1wwRz4T1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32269966795http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32269966795Tue, 25 Sep 2012 18:30:36 +0100mistergooseberryWhen a dickhead artist realises I'm a galerist and asks for my card<p>I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mardh5PAHE1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32109276371http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32109276371Sun, 23 Sep 2012 08:10:16 +0100galeries d'art parisgaleries d'art londressnobmistergooseberryWhen I sell artworks to an interior designer for some shit-load of money...<p>I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img align="middle" height="287" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maf94hyKas1rgf5oto1_500.gif" width="450"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32054305971http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32054305971Sat, 22 Sep 2012 17:06:34 +0100mistergooseberryWhen I explain the impact of social networks for galleries<p>It&#8217;s like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mard8jsCvo1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32053258746http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/32053258746Sat, 22 Sep 2012 16:49:10 +0100galeries d'art parisgaleries d'art londresréseaux sociauxcommunication webmistergooseberryWhen I'm telling you about I deciding being more studious about #LIAG<p>You&#8217;re like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_map4sh4rGy1qj0u16.gif"/></p> <p>But then you realize #LIAG is back on tracks and you&#8217;re all like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_map4v8Fsh51qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/31978626326http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/31978626326Fri, 21 Sep 2012 11:53:57 +0100galeries d'art parisgaleries d'art londreslife in art galeriesrésolutionsmistergooseberryWhen I discretly leave a girl's place early in the morning without saying good-bye, and she's part of the group who visits the gallery on the afternoon<p>I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4iopwRtKo1qj0u16.gif"/></p> <p>When she&#8217;s the one who fled my place, I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4iou0SbmH1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23988237293http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23988237293Tue, 29 May 2012 09:16:50 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberryWhen asked if I want to go to a performance with plenty of booze, loud electronic music, barbecue and weird stuff in a wharehouse<p>I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4iohf9Uvb1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23986437164http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23986437164Tue, 29 May 2012 08:14:00 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberry"Would you be kind enough to type me these compatibility reports for next week, dear?"<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4iodr1JpR1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23921791840http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23921791840Mon, 28 May 2012 10:31:00 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberryWhen my new intern persuades a client to buy an expensive artwork by sharing passionately her taste for post-minimalist sculpture<p>I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4inv8h7JU1qj0u16.gif"/></p> <p>Then eventually, they get married and I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4inzbwKHS1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23920085442http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23920085442Mon, 28 May 2012 09:14:01 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberryOne day, I'll get "Your application to dOCUMENTA (13) has been accepted" <p>And then, I&#8217;ll be like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4io43zM2b1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23918064677http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23918064677Mon, 28 May 2012 08:14:57 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberryWhen my boss needs some help carrying a frame<p>My other boss and I are like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4inmzSDFm1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23853950732http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23853950732Sun, 27 May 2012 10:45:42 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberryMichael of Kent comes in the gallery<p>I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4inj42pCm1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23852215575http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23852215575Sun, 27 May 2012 09:14:00 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberryWhen I write all night long to finish an application for a funding<p>In the morning, I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fc2w0I7k1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23850246396http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23850246396Sun, 27 May 2012 08:09:00 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberryWhen you don't know you're about to get fired but everyone else does<p>They&#8217;re like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fc09xtVk1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23788363488http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23788363488Sat, 26 May 2012 10:42:01 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberryTwo weeks before my Summer holidays<p>Every day feels like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fcezy6Pd1qj0u16.gif"/></p> <p>Two hours before, I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fcj2EGnn1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23786810453http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23786810453Sat, 26 May 2012 09:18:27 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberryWhen I spend the afternoon with friends at the Hackney Wicked festival and we're checking out abstractionist artists.<p>My friends are mostly like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fc809nFa1qj0u16.gif"/></p> <p>(Which has been cancelled for 2012 btw, read <a href="http://www.spoonfed.co.uk/spooners/spoonfed-arts-team-8139/hackney-wicked-festival-cancelled-6862/" target="_blank">here</a>.)</p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23785034167http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23785034167Sat, 26 May 2012 08:12:22 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberryWhen an critic is really upset about your show and he writes a very personal and insulting review<p>You&#8217;re like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fbsy3aMf1qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23726558274http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23726558274Fri, 25 May 2012 10:47:07 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberryWhen the new intern is a 6'0" blonde wearing high heels and red lipstick<p>I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gudzJbCC1qj0u16.gif"/></p> <p>And my boss is like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gugc5ei31qj0u16.gif"/></p>http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23725143520http://lifeinartgalleries.tumblr.com/post/23725143520Fri, 25 May 2012 09:31:03 +0100emerging artart émergentgeorge and jorgen fine artsgeorge and jorgenthe fabelistthe fabelist londonart galleries londongaleries d'art londresart contemporaincontemporary artmistergooseberry