May 2012
104 posts
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If my boss asks me for the third time if I've...
I’m like ‘Sure, look’.
May 13th
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When I first was able to recite all the names of...
I was like… and when I realised I didn’t even misspelled them…
May 13th
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When I feel like I give to much personal...
That she’s like…
May 13th
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When a fellow opening-crasher elbows me to get to...
I’m like…
May 12th
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When someone tells me he didn't catch what I said...
I’m like…
May 12th
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When I've been filling up a Tate's application...
I’m like… Then I realise I’ve saved it thoroughly, I’m like…
May 12th
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In art business, when you ask for a £50 raise and...
You’re like…
May 12th
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When nobody sees me scratching my nose at a...
I’m like…
May 11th
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When I kiss 'hello' my boss's mother on both...
All the Brits in the room are like…
May 11th
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When I'm dragged to a curator's talk and he starts...
I’m instantly like…
May 11th
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When I joke about how I've been late every day for...
My boss is like…
May 11th
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Whenever I explain to a visitor that the artist...
If he asks me ‘Really?’, I’m bound to say…
May 10th
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When somebody's loudly complaining about 'how...
I’m like…
May 10th
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When Emma Stone walks in the gallery in the middle...
I’m like… “… of these spreadsheets. Hi Emma…”
May 10th
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If my boss overhears me promising an on-time...
She’s like…
May 10th
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When I try to freak out our registrar in the...
It sometimes ends up like…
May 9th
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When an artist's telling me he hasn't finished his...
I’m like…
May 9th
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When I invite my friends to our opening using the...
They’re usually like… And if one of them comes home with a girl, he’s like…
May 9th
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When we go for a drink afterwork and my boss pays...
We’re like…
May 8th
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When I'm cleaning the gallery the morning after an...
She usually sees…
May 8th