September 2012
7 posts
When tax envelope is hidden between two...
Feels lile…
Sep 27th
Love the smell of writing my future art webzine's...
 
Sep 25th
You want to leave your desk before 9pm?...
Your to-do list is like…
Sep 25th
3 tags
When a dickhead artist realises I'm a galerist and...
I’m like…
Sep 23rd
1 note
When I sell artworks to an interior designer for...
I’m like…
Sep 22nd
4 tags
When I explain the impact of social networks for...
It’s like…
Sep 22nd
4 tags
When I'm telling you about I deciding being more...
You’re like… But then you realize #LIAG is back on tracks and you’re all like…
Sep 21st
May 2012
104 posts
10 tags
When I discretly leave a girl's place early in the...
I’m like… When she’s the one who fled my place, I’m like…
May 29th
10 tags
When asked if I want to go to a performance with...
I’m like…
May 29th
10 tags
"Would you be kind enough to type me these...
May 28th
10 tags
When my new intern persuades a client to buy an...
I’m like… Then eventually, they get married and I’m like…
May 28th
10 tags
One day, I'll get "Your application to dOCUMENTA...
And then, I’ll be like…
May 28th
10 tags
When my boss needs some help carrying a frame
My other boss and I are like…
May 27th
10 tags
Michael of Kent comes in the gallery
I’m like…
May 27th
10 tags
When I write all night long to finish an...
In the morning, I’m like…
May 27th
10 tags
When you don't know you're about to get fired but...
They’re like…
May 26th
10 tags
Two weeks before my Summer holidays
Every day feels like… Two hours before, I’m like…
May 26th
10 tags
When I spend the afternoon with friends at the...
My friends are mostly like… (Which has been cancelled for 2012 btw, read here.)
May 26th
10 tags
When an critic is really upset about your show and...
You’re like…
May 25th
10 tags
When the new intern is a 6'0" blonde wearing high...
I’m like… And my boss is like…
May 25th
10 tags
Thursday evening, time for some...
Afterwork… Which usually goes on like… Then Friday morning, in the office, it’s like…
May 25th
10 tags
When I need to avoid rewriting for the fourth time...
When my editor speaks, I’m like…
May 24th
10 tags
When I spend 30 minutes talking about "The...
I’m like… And then I’m trying to leave with what’s left of my dignity…
May 24th
10 tags
From 9.00am to 11.30am
I’m like… Ditto between 1.00pm and 3.00 pm. 
May 24th
10 tags
New steak-and-kidney pie recipe in our local...
I’m like… You guys go and have a wonder of a pie at A.J. Goddard in Deptford.
May 23rd
2 notes
10 tags
When I need to sneeze during an artist Q&A
I’m like…
May 23rd
10 tags
When someone's been chosen over me for a kick-ass...
It feels like…
May 23rd
10 tags
When in art, one usually works full-time for a...
One’s life often looks like…
May 23rd
10 tags
When I start dancing in some up-market art event
I’m slightly tipsy obviously but… Even if everybody’s like…
May 22nd
10 tags
When an artist starts freaking out two months...
You sometimes have to say… “We said 3 pieces mate, not 15!”
May 22nd
10 tags
When I see all the admin I need to go through for...
I’m like… Then I’ll give it to our beloved intern…
May 21st
10 tags
When the sun will finally shine on summer...
I’ll be like… Until then, I’m like…
May 21st
10 tags
When it is time for our annual Summer Party and we...
It feels like…
May 20th
10 tags
When I explain to my friends the impact of...
mpday: lifeinartgalleries: They’re like… Here’s your new art-meme.
May 18th
2 notes
10 tags
When I receive an email from a client at 6.59pm...
I’m like…
May 18th
10 tags
When we realise how much traffic we've had this...
We’re like… Thank you all!
May 18th
10 tags
When I've forced 15 journalists and art bloggers...
I’m like…
May 18th
10 tags
When an artist talks about his muse to a client
We’re like…
May 18th
10 tags
When I realise we have 35 kids coming in from a...
I’m like…
May 17th
6 tags
When our secretary asks who ate her waffles
I’m like…
May 17th
6 tags
When choosing my career path, I realised the ratio...
I was…
May 17th
6 tags
When coffee's not ready when I arrive at the...
I’m like… and my intern is like…
May 17th
6 tags
When I see a suited man coming into the gallery
I’m like…
May 16th
6 tags
When we've been working 36 hours in a row to...
I’m like…
May 16th
6 tags
When a recruiter asks me if I speak at least three...
I’m like…
May 16th
6 tags
When I'm taking my first day off since the fall of...
I’m like…
May 16th
6 tags
When an intern asks me how I succeeded in the...
I’m like… ‘Listen son, polish your shoes, never blog Gifs.’
May 15th
6 tags
When I learn I'll go to New-York to supervise the...
I’m like…
May 15th
6 tags
When my boss and I decide to get pie & mash for...
We’re like…
May 15th
6 tags
When I turn my back and find myself face to face...
I’m like…
May 15th